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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Roy Moore Worried His Pedophilia Too Big A Distraction From His Racism

RED STICK, ALABAMA -- At a campaign stop in a small town just a...

Trump Supporter .25% More Likely To Vote For A Democrat After Franken Resigns

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing activist and podcaster Jethro Bohiggins has never voted...

RNC To Recruit New Candidates From States’ Sexual Offender Registries

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has announced a new strategy in recruiting...

Local Rube Looks Forward To Never Spending Money That Will Never Trickle Down To Him After GOP Tax Cuts

"There's all kinds of things I just can't wait to never afford like food, medicine, and housing."

Super Wealthy Oil Company CEO: Republican Tax Overhaul Means The Government Finally Works For Him Again

"You'll see how much better this is for all of us when I buy my fifth vacation home."

Local Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months

"I can just blame him for everything Trump screws up."

Town Pervert Hopes To Get Trump’s Endorsement One Day

"If he's gonna go around endorsing perverts, I wanted to get in line."

Man Who Got C’s In English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Back in high school, Clem O'Connell was not a top student,...

Awkward Moment As Roy Moore Asks Trump If He’d Trust Him Alone With His Daughter

"Which daughter, Ivanka or Not Ivanka?"

House Republicans Place Massive Wheelchair Order To Help Its Caucus Members Who Shoot Themselves In The Foot

WASHINGTON DC — In an announcement made at the Republican National Committee headquarters in...

Roy Moore: “My Family Values Are Valuing The Young Girls In Your Family”

"Wedding teenagers is exactly the kind of Biblical marriage I've been defending for decades."

Rand Paul Anxious For Taxpayer Funded Healthcare To Help Him Recover So He Can Take Away Taxpayers’ Taxpayer Funded Healthcare

"Which is worse -- my hypocrisy, or asking rich people to help out more?"

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...