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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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MAGA News

House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he planned to petition...
Criminal Justice

Trump Tells Mueller FBI Better Not Send Any Democrats To Arrest Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has sent a sternly worded letter to Special...
U.S. Politics

Illinois Republican Wants To Make Sure Holocaust Denier Is Also Climate Change Denier Before Voting For Him

You gotta weigh it all in context.
Economy

Paul Ryan Helps Woman Build Massive Money Bin So She Can Swim Around In Her Extra $1.50 Like Scrooge McDuck

Life is like a hurricane, after all.
MAGA News

Trump Says President Of Guam Helped Him Write State Of The Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump told reporters in the Oval Office he wanted...
The Democrats

Senate Democrats Promise To Have Spinal Placement Surgery Completed Before Midterms

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told reporters today that the...
MAGA News

Exhausted Trump Asks Staffers If They Can Take Fewer Pictures Pretending To Work During Shutdown Today

WASHINGTON D.C. -- The federal government is in the middle of its first shutdown...
MAGA News

Literal Piece Of Shit Considers Challenging Arpaio For AZ Senate Seate

GRIFFIN BEACH, ARIZONA -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the 85 year old controversial law enforcement...
War on Christmas

CDC Reports 65% Fewer “Happy Holidays” Related Heart Attacks This Christmas Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump declared victory for the forces of Merry Christmas...
MAGA News

Trump Wanted To Veto GOP Tax Plan After Finding Out Obama Would Benefit From It Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Independent and non-partisan estimates of the GOP tax plan and overhaul...
MAGA News

Donald Trump Asks President of Alabama If Roy Moore Can Still Win The Electoral College

"He can in fact not only win the Electoral College and replace Jeff Sessions. He can also kick out any member of the Senate he wants."
MAGA News

President Trump Wants Nuclear and Presidential Luggage Codes Be Changed to 1-2-3-4-5

Donald Trump wants simpler nuclear and luggage codes.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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