Tag: Republican Party
Mark Cuban May Form “Billionaires Nobody Fucking Wants as Presidents Party” for 2020 Run
"They'll be choosing between the lesser of two douches."
Trumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy’s Last Words: “At Least Obamacare Died Too”
"Why should some rich guy pay for my medicine just because he's already hiding ...
State Senator Wants Exception in New Abortion Ban For Rape, Incest, or Republican Interns
With a new 20-week abortion ban on the table and working its way through ...
Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’
For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want ...
Coulter, Lahren Team Up To Form The Kristian Konservative Koalition of Screeching Blonde Magpies
There's a new, probably racist, SuperPAC in town, run by firebrand blonde conservative commentators ...
Soldier In Afghanistan is ‘Completely Reassured’ Having D-List Reality TV Star Commanding Her
Stationed in Afghanistan, this soldier has the utmost confidence in President Donald Trump to ...
Trump’s Bone Spurs Flare Up As He Tweets Insult Over Senator Blumenthal’s Vietnam Service
President Trump used Twitter today to attack Senator Richard Blumenthal's Vietnam War record; and ...
Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry ...
Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity
Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the ...
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit ...
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