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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Gohmert Confident He Destroyed the Credibility of the Man He Says Completely Exonerated President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican, told reporters outside...

Arkansas Republican Wants to Install ‘Gaydar’ in Every Building in His State

is the Arkansas anti-LGBT bill just the first step in their state's anti-LGBT push?

Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.

Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’

One local Republican thinks abortion laws should be altered in his state, but only if a woman can prove she didn't in some way deserve to be raped.

Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today...

Doctors Marvel at Discovery of Vertebrate Republican

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were stunned, shocked, but...

Doctors Marvel at Discovery of Vertebrate Republican

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were stunned, shocked, but...

Trump Reminds Amash of Their Oath to Uphold and Defend the Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Republican Congressman Rep. Justin Amash of Michigan became...

Alabama GOP Releases Pamphlet: 10 Things We’ll Still Let You Do With Your Vagina

FORT ENFANT MARIÉE, ALABAMA --  The Republican caucus within Alabama's state legislature, perhaps under...

Donald Trump Jr. Plans to Assert His 5th IQ Point and Amendment and Privileges

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's third smartest son intends to assert...

Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to...

Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

How one confused man's fight against Mexican immigrants led him on a crusade against a fast food chain.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...