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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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John Boehner: “Wasting Time and Money Is The New ‘Leadership'”

Speaker John Boehner will never admit defeat, because Republicans have their own definitions of winning and losing.

Benjamin Netanyahu’s (Paraphrased) Congressional Speech

If you missed or skipped Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's congressional address, we've paraphrased it for you here.

Rudy Giuliani: ‘I’m Not a Racist. I’m a Pandering Asshole’

Rudy Giuliani says he he didn't make racist comments; he was just pandering to other, IRL-racists.

ELECTION 2016: ISIS Executioner Endorses Dr. Ben Carson

Dr. Ben Carson loves him some war crimes. Which means he's ISIS' ideal presidential candidate.

Jeb Bush Has No Comment About the Stinking, Flaming Dog Shit on His Doorstep

Jeb Bush doesn't want to discuss anything in the past, no matter how glaring, terrible and stinky.

Scott Walker Not Sure About Evolution or The Color of Sky, Grass

Gov. Scott Walker is not a scientist. So what all does that mean?

Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated

Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?

Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’

Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon?

West Virginia Republican Says Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

Are rape pregnancies terrible? According to human beings with compassion and empathy, yes. According to some Republicans? Maybe not so much.

House Republicans To Propose ‘Sperm and Egg Production’ Bill

Forget abortion. Does one Congressman want to make pulling your pud illegal?

Paul Ryan: Lowering Minimum Wage to $0 an Hour Will Get 0% Unemployment

Speaker Paul Ryan has a radical new theory for how to encourage full employment -- completely eliminating the minimum wage.

“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney explains his decision to not run for president.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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