Tag: Republican Party

Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today ...

Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to ...

Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

How one confused man's fight against Mexican immigrants led him on a crusade against ...

GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A freshman Republican congressman has floated a rather novel idea in ...

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA — Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be ...

Doctors Unsure How Peter Strzok Got His Foot So Far Up Trey Gowdy’s Sphincter

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a marathon, all-day hearing of the House Oversight and Judiciary ...

Trump Tweets That The ‘Maple Mexican Attack On Our Economy From the North’ Must Be Stopped

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump amplified his heated rhetoric toward Canada with a ...

Klansmen Already Lined Up Around Supreme Court Building Wanting To Apply For Kennedy’s Seat

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Within moments of Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his retirement at the ...