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I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His Mouth

Allow me to say from the start that I understand it sounded pretty crazy and unrealistic when Rep. Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) was recorded on video telling constituents and fundraisers that since he's been in Washington, he's been invited to...

New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs Within hours of Russia launching its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the United States and its western allies had levied massive financial sanctions on Vladimir Putin and key Russian officials and oligarchs. The value of the ruble has plummeted in...

Jenna Ellis Leaves GOP to Form ‘Trump’s Balls Party’

MT. SHITDICK, COLORADO -- Jenna Ellis, an attorney who represented former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump's efforts to steal last year's election from Joe Biden, has decided it's time for her to leave the Republican Party. During...

Cuomo Considering Jump to GOP So He Can Do Whatever He Wants and Have The Support of His Party

"They had a guy in the White House for four years that has credible allegations against him, and never said a word about it."

Americans Shocked to See Rich Middle-Aged White Conservative Woman Pretend She’s a Victim

It was a shocking scene in the nation's capitol today. Not because it was the site of another deadly insurrection inspired by the Big Lie told by a tangerine-tinted wannabe tyrant; today was actually a day free of right-wing...

Chanel Rion, Sean Hannity, Ted Cruz Argue Over What Exactly Donald Trump’s Taint Tastes Like

It got ugly, it got heated, and sixteen hours later, three of President Donald Trump's most loyal sycophants were not any closer to settling the debate. Now, as each participant heads home for the day, exhausted and hoarse, millions...

GoFundMe Established to Pay Legal Fees for “Anyone Who Pisses in Donald Trump’s Face”

A crowdfund has been set up with a special, Trump-specific mission in mind.

Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President

Donald Trump racks up another endorsement.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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