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Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution

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Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
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Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’

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Marco Rubio gets a key endorsement from his party's last, most-successful loser.
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GOP Worried That Morons They Courted For Eight Years Could Cost Them Election

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The establishment wing of the GOP is shaking in their boots over the people who support Carson and Trump.
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Rand Paul Found Huddled in Corner, Muttering ‘Audit the Fed’ Over and Over

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The bottom rung 2016 candidate may be cracking up.
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Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies

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Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?
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Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough

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Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't work hard enough.
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Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”

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Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic vision.
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Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too

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Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it.
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Ted Cruz: ‘I’m Running for President of Opposite America!’

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Ted Cruz isn't running for President of the United States of America. Which country is he running to lead then?
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5 Reasons Rand Paul Will Totally Be President One Day (VIDEO)

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Here are 5 reasons Randy might as well start practicing the oath of office right now.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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