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Republican nomination
The Political Garbage Chute
Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution
James Schlarmann
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January 1, 2020
Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
The Political Garbage Chute
Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’
James Schlarmann
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February 22, 2016
Marco Rubio gets a key endorsement from his party's last, most-successful loser.
The Political Garbage Chute
GOP Worried That Morons They Courted For Eight Years Could Cost Them Election
James Schlarmann
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November 13, 2015
The establishment wing of the GOP is shaking in their boots over the people who support Carson and Trump.
The Political Garbage Chute
Rand Paul Found Huddled in Corner, Muttering ‘Audit the Fed’ Over and Over
James Schlarmann
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September 15, 2015
The bottom rung 2016 candidate may be cracking up.
The Political Garbage Chute
Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies
James Schlarmann
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August 12, 2015
Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?
The Political Garbage Chute
Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough
James Schlarmann
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August 11, 2015
Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't work hard enough.
The Political Garbage Chute
Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”
James Schlarmann
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June 10, 2015
Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic vision.
The Political Garbage Chute
Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too
James Schlarmann
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June 4, 2015
Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it.
The Political Garbage Chute
Ted Cruz: ‘I’m Running for President of Opposite America!’
James Schlarmann
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March 26, 2015
Ted Cruz isn't running for President of the United States of America. Which country is he running to lead then?
Videos
5 Reasons Rand Paul Will Totally Be President One Day (VIDEO)
James Schlarmann
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November 21, 2014
Here are 5 reasons Randy might as well start practicing the oath of office right now.
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Latest News
The Political Garbage Chute
James Schlarmann
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May 10, 2022
Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder
It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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The Political Garbage Chute
“Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney Barrett
James Schlarmann
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May 9, 2022
The Political Garbage Chute
Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”
James Schlarmann
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May 5, 2022
The Political Garbage Chute
Taliban Congratulates MAGA on Overturning Roe Vs Wade
James Schlarmann
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May 3, 2022
The Political Garbage Chute
Jan 6 Committee Wants to Ask Meadows When He Knew Trump Was a Little Bitch Who Can’t Handle Losing
James Schlarmann
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May 2, 2022