Tag: Republican nomination
Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution
Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’
Marco Rubio gets a key endorsement from his party's last, most-successful loser.
GOP Worried That Morons They Courted For Eight Years Could Cost Them Election
The establishment wing of the GOP is shaking in their boots over the people ...
Rand Paul Found Huddled in Corner, Muttering ‘Audit the Fed’ Over and Over
The bottom rung 2016 candidate may be cracking up.
Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies
Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?
Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough
Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't ...
Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”
Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic ...
Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too
Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to ...
Ted Cruz: ‘I’m Running for President of Opposite America!’
Ted Cruz isn't running for President of the United States of America. Which country ...
5 Reasons Rand Paul Will Totally Be President One Day (VIDEO)
Here are 5 reasons Randy might as well start practicing the oath of office ...
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