Republican Debates

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Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates

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GOP chairman Reince Priebus has a new idea to distract voters from how terrible his party has become.
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Sleepy-Eyed Ben Carson Shows Up Two Days Late for CNN Debate

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You might have thought you saw Ben Carson at the CNN debate, but your eyes may have been fooling you.
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RNC Hires Top Engineers to Extend Conservative Media Bubble Across Entire Country

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As a result of the CNBC Republican debate, engineers have been hired to help further sequester GOP voters from reality.
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Fox News Announces ‘B-Team’ Debate, Moderated by Inanimate Rock

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Fox News has announced plans for a second, B-team debate of Republican contenders.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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