The Political Garbage Chute

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - March 7, 2016

One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest.

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - February 26, 2016

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.

Women's Rights

James Schlarmann - February 8, 2016

Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - February 7, 2016

Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.

U.S. Politics

James Schlarmann - January 29, 2016

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - January 28, 2016

Donald Trump announced via Twitter what he'll be doing during the debate.

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - January 27, 2016

Donald Trump has a biological reason for skipping the next Fox News Republican debate.

Conservative Media

James Schlarmann - January 15, 2016

Ted Cruz explains his Texas values mean he doesn't give a crap about people he doesn't agree with.

U.S. Politics

James Schlarmann - January 12, 2016

When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to enrage one libertarian Facebook admin to the point of screed writing.

U.S. Politics

James Schlarmann - December 15, 2015

This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.

Republican debate