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Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate

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One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest.
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Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate

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Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.
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Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix

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Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
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Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming

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Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
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Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

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Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.
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Donald Trump to Silently Masturbate to 1999-ish Pictures of His Hair During GOP Debate

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Donald Trump announced via Twitter what he'll be doing during the debate.
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Trump Bails On Next GOP Debate So He Can Miss Megyn Kelly’s ‘Ragtime Blues’

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Donald Trump has a biological reason for skipping the next Fox News Republican debate.
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Ted Cruz: I’m Running to be President of the Republican States of America

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Ted Cruz explains his Texas values mean he doesn't give a crap about people he doesn't agree with.
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Sad Libertarian Doesn’t Get Why His Unpopular Candidate With Unpopular Ideas Was Dropped From Debate

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When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to enrage one libertarian Facebook admin to the point of screed writing.
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Another Republican Debate Drinking Game

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This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.
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