Tag: Republican debate
Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate
One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem ...
Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald ...
Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix
Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner
Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a ...
Donald Trump to Silently Masturbate to 1999-ish Pictures of His Hair During GOP Debate
Donald Trump announced via Twitter what he'll be doing during the debate.
Trump Bails On Next GOP Debate So He Can Miss Megyn Kelly’s ‘Ragtime Blues’
Donald Trump has a biological reason for skipping the next Fox News Republican debate.
Ted Cruz: I’m Running to be President of the Republican States of America
Ted Cruz explains his Texas values mean he doesn't give a crap about people ...
Sad Libertarian Doesn’t Get Why His Unpopular Candidate With Unpopular Ideas Was Dropped From Debate
When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to ...
Another Republican Debate Drinking Game
This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.
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