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MAGA News
Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate
James Schlarmann
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March 7, 2016
One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest.
MAGA News
Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate
James Schlarmann
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February 26, 2016
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.
Women's Rights
Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2016
Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
MAGA News
Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2016
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
U.S. Politics
Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner
James Schlarmann
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January 29, 2016
Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.
MAGA News
Donald Trump to Silently Masturbate to 1999-ish Pictures of His Hair During GOP Debate
James Schlarmann
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January 28, 2016
Donald Trump announced via Twitter what he'll be doing during the debate.
MAGA News
Trump Bails On Next GOP Debate So He Can Miss Megyn Kelly’s ‘Ragtime Blues’
James Schlarmann
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January 27, 2016
Donald Trump has a biological reason for skipping the next Fox News Republican debate.
Conservative Media
Ted Cruz: I’m Running to be President of the Republican States of America
James Schlarmann
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January 15, 2016
Ted Cruz explains his Texas values mean he doesn't give a crap about people he doesn't agree with.
U.S. Politics
Sad Libertarian Doesn’t Get Why His Unpopular Candidate With Unpopular Ideas Was Dropped From Debate
James Schlarmann
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January 12, 2016
When Rand Paul was kicked off the adult debate stage, that was enough to enrage one libertarian Facebook admin to the point of screed writing.
U.S. Politics
Another Republican Debate Drinking Game
James Schlarmann
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December 15, 2015
This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.
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Criminal Justice
James Schlarmann
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August 15, 2023
Donald Trump Finding Out
Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?
Burt Thompson
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LGTBQ+
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James Schlarmann
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James Schlarmann
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James Schlarmann
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May 2, 2023