Tag: religious right

Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the President of the United States of America declared the ...

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN — God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential ...

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Will the newest additions help quell the controversy over Starbucks Holiday Cups?

CDC Reports 65% Fewer “Happy Holidays” Related Heart Attacks This Christmas Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump declared victory for the forces of Merry Christmas ...