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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the Supreme Court's conservative majority is poised to help roll back abortion rights in America to a time before Roe Vs Wade, 34...

Pat Robertson: God Wants Republicans to ‘Crotch Check’ Student Athletes

The 80+ year old televangelist said Jesus told him personally he needs to protect the "integrity" of sports by feeling up student athletes before their games.

Justice Barrett Gets Permission from Husband to Start First Day on Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All the hearings had been held. All the votes, for and against her confirmation had been cast. Her oaths had been administered, and by this morning Amy Coney Barrett had been sworn-in and officially installed by...

Barrett Promises to Leave Her Religion Out of Legal Opinions as Long as God and Her Husband Say She Can

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is dug in for one hell of a fight. There seems to be very little doubt that Senate Republicans will do everything in their power -- and perhaps some things technically not in...

Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the President of the United States of America declared the 10th Amendment "total and complete bullshit written by likely Never-Trumpers" on a podcast hosted by right-wing conspiracy theorist and world record holder for largest, emptiest...

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential administration. "Um. No. I didn't pick that douche. But LOL to anyone who thinks I would," God's letter states very plainly. "I don't pick presidents as...

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Will the newest additions help quell the controversy over Starbucks Holiday Cups?

Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

Televangelist and 700 Club host Pat Robertson has an interesting proposal for the LGBTQ community that he hopes will stop the hurricanes.

Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force

CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint "Religious Freedom and Space Task Force" created by the Donald Trump presidential administration. Christ is among hundreds...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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