Tag: religious right
Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the President of the United States of America declared the ...
Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign
HEAVEN — God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential ...
Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups
Will the newest additions help quell the controversy over Starbucks Holiday Cups?
Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season
Televangelist and 700 Club host Pat Robertson has an interesting proposal for the LGBTQ ...
Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force
CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA — Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his ...
Dems Float Legislation Directing DHH To Allow Doctors To Refuse Treating Mouth Breathing Religious Zealots
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the Trump administration’s efforts to overhaul the Department ...
Flustered Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1817” On All His Checks And Social Policy Initiatives
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the ...
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”
This week, President Donald Trump issued an executive order that he says will “ensure ...
CDC Reports 65% Fewer “Happy Holidays” Related Heart Attacks This Christmas Weekend
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump declared victory for the forces of Merry Christmas ...
