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Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson told a podcast audience this week that he had a "special message and dire plea" for the LGBTQ community, who he referred to repeatedly as "The Gays." Robertson said he wants the...
The Political Garbage Chute
Betsy DeVos Wants Tithing Plates to Replace Public School Fundraisers
James Schlarmann
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April 28, 2017
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a unique and new idea for helping struggling schools to make a little extra money for extracurricular activities.
The Political Garbage Chute
Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate
James Schlarmann
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December 17, 2015
After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.
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FDA Rushing Approval of Antidote to American Islamaphobia
James Schlarmann
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December 9, 2015
American Islamaphobia has gotten so rampant that the FDA is working hard to get a cure for it to market.
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God to Marco Rubio: Leave Me Out of Your Sick Fantasies
James Schlarmann
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December 2, 2015
God is not pleased with Marco Rubio's rhetoric dragging him into Earthly, political arguments.
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Ted Cruz Says Satan Is a Democrat, Satan Says Ted Cruz is a Demonic C**t
James Schlarmann
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December 1, 2015
Ted Cruz gets a verbal smackdown from the Devil.
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Area Atheist Doesn’t Want Any More ‘Damn Christian Terrorists’ Moving To Her City
James Schlarmann
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November 17, 2015
One atheist woman in Wisconsin wants to welcome Syrian refugees into her state, no matter what her governor thinks.
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Muslim American Wonders if Ben Carson Is Fit to Be Called ‘Not Dumb’
James Schlarmann
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September 21, 2015
Ben Carson told Chuck Todd recently that he doesn't think Muslims should be president. One Muslim woman thinks that makes him "dumb."
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Alabama Church to Open Nuclear Test Range Next to Sunday School Buildings
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2015
Once Rocky Mount Methodist Church put up a gun range, it wasn't going to be long before other churches tried to one-up them.
The Political Garbage Chute
Franklin Graham ‘Bummed’ To Find Out His Mattress is Pro-LGBT Too
James Schlarmann
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June 10, 2015
Even Franklin Graham's mattress has turned on him!
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Mike Pence Returns Classified Docs and Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics to Proper Authorities
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James Schlarmann
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