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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle

Trump taking New Hampshire has forced a lot of changes around the GOP.

Reince Priebus Fashions Donald Trump Analogue Out of Bag of Farts for GOP Debate

Without Trump in tonight's debate, Reince Priebus was left to scramble for a solution.

Terrified Reince Priebus Finally Realizes No GOP Candidate is as Electable as Mitt Romney

Sources say Reince Priebus is finally realizing his entire candidate pool makes his party look terrible, but what can be done about it now?

Reince Preibus: GOP Candidates Know Hating Muslims is Only Path To Peace

RNC Chair Reince Priebus defends the GOP candidates' use of anti-Islamic rhetoric in response to the Paris terror attacks.

GOP Worried That Morons They Courted For Eight Years Could Cost Them Election

The establishment wing of the GOP is shaking in their boots over the people who support Carson and Trump.

Dick Cheney Pissed His Baby Form Not Subject of Republican Infanticide Fantasies

Adult Dick Cheney wonders if you can fantasize about killing Baby Hitler, why you can't fantasize about killing Baby Dick Cheney.

Reince Priebus Holds Seance to Contact Reagan’s Ghost to Write GOP Debate Questions

The internal Republican struggle over questions and format has caused their chairman to seek special consult for the next GOP Debate.

RNC Hires Top Engineers to Extend Conservative Media Bubble Across Entire Country

As a result of the CNBC Republican debate, engineers have been hired to help further sequester GOP voters from reality.

Priebus Peeved Town Turd Polisher Didn’t Polish His Turds Enough

Reince Priebus has not had a good week between the CNBC debate and a batch of turds not being shined to his liking.

Koch Brothers On Hold With Customer Service For Scott Walker Refund

Charles and David Koch may have some buyer's remorse over Scott Walker, now that he's dropped out of the presidential race.

Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies

Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?

Trump 2016 Unveil’s New Post-Debate Slogan: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Trump 2016 is going whole hog on a new tactic.

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

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