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Trump Signs Executive Order Making All His Future Bowling Scores 300s

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In his latest executive order, President Trump wants to ensure his legacy as a premier bowler remains intact after he's left office.
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Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office

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Outgoing communications director Anthony Scaramucci and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer shared a moment of commiseration.
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Doctors: Priebus’ Mouth Will Stop Looking Like Trump’s Butthole Within Six Months

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Former White House Chief of Staff and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has a rare illness but doctors estimate he'll be back to normal soon.
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House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs

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New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim about Steve Bannon and Oval Office oral.
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Trump’s Tweeting Fingers Shaking Uncontrollably While He Watches Comey Testimony

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Reports from the White House indicate that President Trump is having tremendous difficulty keeping himself from tweeting while James Comey testifies.
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Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too

James Schlarmann -
President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring out how the toilet works.
Humor/Satire

Report: Trump Could Nominate Frederick Douglass For FBI Director Post

James Schlarmann -
President Donald Trump thinks way, way, way outside of most boxes on Earth. Replacing FBI Director James Comey will be another of those instances.
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Second Lady Nudges Him Again, But President Trump Remains an ‘Orange, Tiny-Handed, Oligarchic Shit Bag Troll’

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After seeing Second Lady Melania nudge President Trump to get him to do something, his staff hatches a plan to curb some of his behavior.
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Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In

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President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most powerful man in the free world, some things have changed forever.
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Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge

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Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.
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