Tag: Reince Priebus
Trump Signs Executive Order Making All His Future Bowling Scores 300s
In his latest executive order, President Trump wants to ensure his legacy as a ...
Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office
Outgoing communications director Anthony Scaramucci and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer shared a moment ...
Doctors: Priebus’ Mouth Will Stop Looking Like Trump’s Butthole Within Six Months
Former White House Chief of Staff and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has a rare ...
House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs
New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim ...
Trump’s Tweeting Fingers Shaking Uncontrollably While He Watches Comey Testimony
Reports from the White House indicate that President Trump is having tremendous difficulty keeping ...
Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too
President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring ...
Report: Trump Could Nominate Frederick Douglass For FBI Director Post
President Donald Trump thinks way, way, way outside of most boxes on Earth. Replacing ...
Second Lady Nudges Him Again, But President Trump Remains an ‘Orange, Tiny-Handed, Oligarchic Shit Bag Troll’
After seeing Second Lady Melania nudge President Trump to get him to do something, ...
Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In
President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most ...
Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge
Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed ...
