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Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin
James Schlarmann
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November 17, 2020
CORUSCANT -- Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. Despite visual evidence that his highly-touted Death Star was blown to smithereens by a ragtag bunch of bush pilots exploiting a design flaw in the...
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Arts & Entertainment
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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Health & Science
Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
LGTBQ+
Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
MAGA News
DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023
MAGA News
Trump: China Sent Him Three Balloons as Gifts for Opening Secret Bank Accounts
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023