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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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U.S. Politics

Cruz and Paul Defend Kim Davis, Because They’re ‘A-Holes Extraordinaire’

Rand Paul and Ted Cruz both think Kim Davis should be allowed to discriminate based on her own religious views, because they're not bigoted at all.
Economy

Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough

Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't work hard enough.
U.S. Politics

Rand Paul Fornicates With Copy of Tax Code

A new campaign publicity video shows Rand Paul in a compromised position with the U.S. tax code.
U.S. Politics

Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have revealed that Fox...
U.S. Politics

These Republicans Hate Government So Much, They Can’t Wait to Run It

Why do these Republicans hate government but want to run it all? We asked them, and here maybe are some of their answers.
Lifestyle

Broken Clock Gives Rand Paul ‘Tons of Kudos’ For His NSA Spying Stance

A broken clock praises Rand Paul's astuteness.
U.S. Politics

What These 2016 Presidential Hopefuls Would Do For a Klondike Bar

We asked ten 2016 presidential hopefuls a very important question.
Science & Medicine

Rand Paul: ‘Universal Health Care Means Doctors Are Well-Paid Slaves!’

Rand Paul doesn't believe in Universal Health Care, partially because he has no clue what slavery is or was.
U.S. Politics

Lindsey Graham: ‘Don’t Count Me Out From Coming In From Behind and Surprising You!’

Is he or isn't he...running for president? Lindsey Graham is such a tease!
Science & Medicine

Rand Paul: ‘Obama Wants to Put the Government Between Your Kids and Your Bulls**t Pseudoscience!’

Rand Paul weighed in on gay conversion therapy at a recent campaign stop in Georgia.
U.S. Politics

Rand Paul to America: ‘There’s One More Seat in the Clown Car, and It’s Mine!’

Rand Paul 2016 is officially here, and the Chute has got it covered.
U.S. Politics

Election Watch: KY GOP ‘Totes Cool’ With Rand Paul Embarrassing Himself in 2016

Rand Paul has convinced Republican leadership in his state to front a plan that would allow him to run for both President and the Senate.
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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