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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Conservative Media
Rand Paul Tells Chris Wallace It’s Unconstitutional to Do Things That Are in the Constitution
In an interview that aired on Fox News this weekend, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY)...
February 8, 2021
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Hawley, Cruz, and Paul Leave GOP and Start the “Lost Cause Party”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the mid-19th century, the United States of America splintered, and...
January 26, 2021
U.S. Politics
Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It...
August 28, 2020
U.S. Politics
Rand Paul to Filibuster Bubba Wallace’s Last Lap
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Rand Paul (R-The Kremlin) has announced that he plans to...
June 24, 2020
U.S. Politics
Booker, Harris Holding Up Federal Anti-Neighbor Ass Beating Law
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Legislation aimed at curbing the incidence of one neighbor beating up...
June 8, 2020
Criminal Justice
Rand Paul Wonders If Black Lives Really Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is only one, single member of the Senate Republican caucus...
June 8, 2020
Science & Medicine
Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand's Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is...
May 14, 2020
Science & Medicine
Doctors Treating Rand Paul’s Coronavirus With Bootstraps, Thoughts, and Prayers
BOWLING GREEN, CUNTUCKY -- This weekend, Senator Rand Paul (R-Kremlin) became the first sitting...
March 23, 2020
U.S. Politics
Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard
Today, Senator Rand Paul (R-Putin's Payroll) had a question for the House impeachment managers...
January 30, 2020
U.S. Politics
Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is a lightning rod for conservative...
July 30, 2019
Lifestyle
How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair
Well, who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll be damned if...
August 9, 2018
Science & Medicine
Senator Jim Inhofe Jumps On Senate Floor to Disprove Gravity
This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The very same...
June 13, 2018
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
