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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
Tech
You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Economy
White House Tells Paul They’ll Send KY the Bootstraps He Wanted to Send After Hurricane Maria
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Soon, thousands of bootstraps will be delivered to local emergency response...
December 13, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci: “Cruz Has the Same Punchablefaceitis That Rand Paul’s Neighbor Diagnosed Him With”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz and Sen. Rand Paul share something other than...
November 29, 2021
Economy
Rand Paul Self-Certifies as Lawyer, Says Nothing Wrong With Wife’s Stock Trade
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Doctor Rand Paul (Q-KY) and his wife might have been...
August 13, 2021
Science & Medicine
CDC Urges Americans Not to Take Advice From Self-Certified Eye Doctors With Punchable Faces
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for disease control is warning Americans this morning to...
August 11, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci Says Rand Paul’s Brain ‘Could Stand to Gain a Little Function’
The war of words and ill-will between one of the country's foremost immunologists and...
July 21, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci Asks Rand Paul When He Self-Certified as a Virologist
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is no love lost between Dr. Anthony Fauci and Senator...
July 20, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job
The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought...
June 8, 2021
Science & Medicine
Rand Paul Claims His ‘Turd Immunity’ Means He Doesn’t Need a COVID-19 Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) appeared on Fox News this morning and...
May 24, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci Suggests ‘Some Senators’ Wear a Mask to Hide from Punchy Neighbors
Giving an interview on CNN, Dr. Anthony Fauci suggested that even though the CDC...
May 13, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci Suggests a Lobotomy Might Cure Rand Paul’s ‘Bullshit-itis’
"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might' because we have...
May 11, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci: “I Don’t Show Up Where Rand Paul Works and Tell Him How to Suck Trump’s Dong”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is little to no love lost between Sen. Rand Paul...
April 19, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci Warns Rand Paul With or Without a Mask, People Can Still Tell He’s a ‘Twat-Waffle’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing has become increasingly clear over the last year --...
March 18, 2021
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
Tech
You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024