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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz

PUTA RACISTA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- When right-wing firebrand commentator and flaming cross in a...

Mexican American Has Surprisingly Little Problem Believing Trump Has Used The N-Word Before

LOS CHINGADEROS NARANJOS, CALIFORNIA -- Whether or not the sitting President of the United...

Obama Can’t Guarantee He Never Heard N-Word

SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Deep within his specially designed Sharia Bunker,...

Laura Ingraham Kicked Out of Dry Cleaners For Arguing With Staff After She Lost The Ticket To Claim Her White Robe

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that right-wing radio...

Trump Says He’s Found Obama’s Wakanda Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an unforeseen but perhaps truly world changing series of events,...

Pharmaceutical Company Develops Screechitol, World’s First Auditory Contraceptive

PharmTek Incorporated, a subsidiary of Galactic Chemical Enterprises, announced a new contraceptive they've been...

Jeff Sessions Reveals Himself As Member Of The Keebler Klux Klan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after...

Trump Honors Tuskegee Airmen And Calls Obama “The Previous White House Ni**er”

"I didn't know you guys liked to fly; thought it was one of those things like swimming with you?"

Company Announces New Jeff Sessions Racist Elf On A Shelf Just In Time For Holiday Shopping

Creatively Classic Activities and Books (CCA & B, LLC) issued a press released today...

Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving

"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."

Jeff Sessions Promises to Make it Clearer When He’s Telling a Racist Joke

Attorney General Jeff Sessions thinks he may have figured out a way to signal to the American people when he's just cracking a racist joke.

Jeff Sessions Apologizes to ‘Any Ocean Negros’ Who Were Offended by His Hawaii Comments

Attorney General Jeff Sessions wants Hawaiians living on those islands in the pacific he's very, very sorry. Truly. Very.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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