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Study of Mitch McConnell’s DNA Might Prove Existence of Racist Sperm

The National Research Labs of America published results of a new study this week that could, after peer review, disprove one of the longest held notions about the phenomenon of human racism. Dr. Benson Hornaydieux, Chief Executive Officer and...

8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism

A new poll in Crosslight Monthly, a magazine written by and for members of the Ku Klux Klan shows that roughly 80% of respondents think Tucker Carlson is a "little too proud" of being a racist. The poll was featured in...

FBI Investigating Contents of Eric Trump’s See ‘n Say

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A truly stunning announcement was just made by the FBI at its headquarters in the nation's capital. "Just after lunch time, one of our agents discovered a Fisher Price See 'n Say toy -- you know, the...

Trump: “I’ve Done More For the Blacks Than Any Other President Who Also Called Them The Blacks”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and his team seem to believe, earnestly, that he has been a larger force for positive change in the African American community than most other presidents before him. In fact, on some days,...

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding C_ _t

A new study from the National Institute of Studying Really Obvious Stuff (NISROS), published today in the New American Journal of Published Studies claims to prove "beyond any reasonable doubt or suspicion to the contrary," that White House Senior...

Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing.

Trump Asks for New Question Added On 2020 Census: “Are You Brown?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is not done fighting to have his way with the 2020 census. "I view the census like I view, well, everything, really," Trump told reporters in the Oval Office today, "I do what I went...

Mexican American Has Surprisingly Little Problem Believing Trump Has Used The N-Word Before

LOS CHINGADEROS NARANJOS, CALIFORNIA -- Whether or not the sitting President of the United States is on record as having used one of the worst racial epithets ever was not a hot topic for at least a few decades,...

Obama Can’t Guarantee He Never Heard N-Word

SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Deep within his specially designed Sharia Bunker, former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) issued a statement regarding the "N-word" and whether or not he ever heard it used while he was in...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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