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Trump Outraged Queen Elizabeth Was Watching CNN in the Throne Room When He Arrived

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Queen Elizabeth was sitting on her throne, speaking with various aides and assistants while watching CNN this morning when none other than President Donald Trump arrived with his entourage. Upon seeing the programming on the Queen's...

Trump Tells Queen She Should Ask for New Great Grandson’s Long Form Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with Buckingham Palace, President Donald Trump offered Queen Elizabeth "deepest and bigliest congratulations" on the birth of her new great grandson, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. Young Master Archie was born to Duchess Meghan Markle...

Trump Threatens To Send Queen of England ‘Declaration of More Independence’ Because of ‘Unforgivable’ UK Protests

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Decades-long relationships between the United States and its strongest European allies are being tested on President Donald Trump's current international trip, and today he issued a new threat to the Queen of England. "These protests, that big...

250 Million Americans Show Up at White House Wanting to Change Locks While Trump is Gone

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); This is a story that was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump prepares for his summit and annual performance review with his employer in Helsinki this coming Monday, millions...

Trump Demands He Get to Try On Queen Elizabeth’s ‘Jewely Thingy’ During UK Visit

Co-President Donald Trump will be visiting the United Kingdom soon, and as such he has some rather kingly demands of his hosts.
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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