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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Tech

Ever Since My Butthole Started Following Marjorie Taylor Greene, It Spews the Dumbest Shit

In hind(end)sight, giving my rectum its own Facebook account has come back to bite...
Criminal Justice

This One Simple Trick Could Have Saved Ashli Babbitt’s Life

Last year, former one term, twice permanently impeached President Don Trump was still, technically...
Science & Medicine

Flynn: “Q Told Me Biden is Putting COVID Vaccines in Busch Beer and Marlboro Reds”

Disgraced former General Mike Flynn is pretty sure that the Biden administration is sneaking...
U.S. Politics

Greene and Boebert File Articles of Impeachment Against Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American right, led by pro-MAGA politicians and media figures, has...
MAGA News

With August 13th Rapidly Approaching, Biden Still President for Next Four Years

In a matter of just hours, the calendar pages will turn, and it will...
U.S. Politics

Lindell: Trump Will Ride The Loch Ness Monster Into D.C. On August 13th and ‘Retake His Throne’

On August 13th, a triumphant Donald John Trump will mount a saddled Loch Ness...
MAGA News

McCarthy Selects Q-Anon Shaman and MAGA Bomber for January 6th Committee

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After several weeks of anticipation, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA)...
Science & Medicine

Doctors Marvel: Lobotomy Somehow Leaves Man Twice as Smart as Marjorie Taylor Greene

PHARDT'S PEAK, GEORGIA -- Every doctor we interviewed was completely unable to explain how...
MAGA News

Sidney Powell: Trump Can Look in a Mirror and Say “QAnon” Three Times to Be Reinstated

Sidney Powell, rat-faced scarecrow and former attorney to Donald J. Trump, told an audience...
World News

Local Man Loves The U.S. So Much He Wants to Install a Permanent Monarch and Execute Millions of Americans

A deranged lunatic and former National Security Adviser told a group of right-wing radical...
MAGA News

AOC Tells Greene She Doesn’t Negotiate With or Debate Domestic Terrorists

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green (Q-GA) has a lot of time on...
Tech

Tinder Starts Parlr, a Dating Service for Morons

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Tinder has become one of the leading and most...
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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