Puerto Rico

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Trump: Puerto Ricans ‘Wrong Shade of American’ to Get All Help Needed

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"If they looked like they were from Mississippi...I'd still be down there right now chucking paper towels at them."
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Puerto Rican Boy Hopes Big Bowl of Trump’s Anti-NFL Tweets Will Keep Belly Full a Couple Weeks

James Schlarmann -
This boy who is living with his family in hurricane ravaged Puerto Rico hopes he can sustain himself on a diet of angry NFL tweets.
Sports

Puerto Rico Man Waiting Until Power is Restored So He Can Be Offended by Football Players Kneeling

James Schlarmann -
The island of Puerto Rico is in shambles after Hurricane Maria. Which means residents haven't had time to get offended by kneeling black people yet.
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Trump Wants to Know How Many Electoral College Votes He Got From Puerto Rico Before He Helps Them

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The island of Puerto Rico is reeling in the wake of Hurricane Maria. But Donald Trump wants to know how much they helped him win the presidency first.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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