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Fox News No Longer Gives Anchors Choice of Being Paid in Dollars or Rubles

For years, Fox News has given its top anchors a choice between having their paychecks deposited in American dollars, or Russian rubles. Now that western sanctions have punished Vladimir Putin and the circle of oligarchs who run Russia, however,...

Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"

Facebook Hires Sarah Sanders, Sean Spicer, and Joseph Goebbels’ Reanimated Corpse to Vet Political Ads

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook, facing enormous pressure from the public and celebrities like Star Wars actor Mark Hamill and actor/comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, announced today that they are hiring three "key individuals" who will be in charge of vetting...

Will Mark Zuckerberg Mind Us Publishing on Facebook That He Fu**s Sheep?

A recent editorial published on our sister site, The Political Garbage Chute, has gained some traction this week. The fundamental question asked by The Chute's editorial board was a simple one. How much disinformation is too much disinformation on Facebook for its founder Mark...

Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During a conference call with shareholders this morning, a Fox News executive expressed concerns about a new "worldwide news network," run by the government, which was proposed in a tweet by President Donald Trump. Mr....

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Fails New Year’s Resolution To Stop Smoking Crack On First Day Back To Work

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year was quite the whirlwind for Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. When 2017 started, she was merely the deputy Press Secretary, second banana to Sean Spicer. But after weeks and months of Spicer's failures to...

Sean Hannity Embarks on 16 City Tour of America With Seth Rich’s Corpse

Fox News host Sean Hannity plans to tour the country with the corpse of Seth Rich, because freedom depends on cynical, patriotic, political theater.

Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial

Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.

Depressed and Despondent Dinesh D’Souza Near Suicidal Over Trump Not Prosecuting Hillary

Dinesh D'Souza has a sad over Trump not prosecuting Hillary Clinton.

A Report from the Front Lines of the War on Christmas

We sent our top reporter to the front line of the War on Christmas to get the down and dirty on how the plot to erase Christianity from America by way of a winter holiday is going.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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