Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of the most popular female conservative "fire brand" commentators all likely came from the same sewage treatment plant.
According to LabTest, Inc., they recently finished testing DNA samples provided by...
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The State of Georgia is accusing one of its own congressional representatives of illegally taking a tax deduction on two separate home meth labs.
In paperwork filed yesterday, Georgia's tax collection agency says that freshman Congresswoman Marjorie...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The days are growing shorter, and Donald Trump's legal team is growing more and more desperate to overturn the election results. Despite not presenting any credible evidence either in court, or to the media, attorneys Rudy...
HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition team is calling "some light housekeeping paperwork" ahead of his inauguration on January 21st, 2021.
The legal paperwork necessary to file in order to change one's name has been...
The truth is, despite the punditry class and America's elected officials' high-volume assertions, nobody really knows what the outcome of the 2020 presidential election will be. In less than twenty-four hours, the sun will rise on the day that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike Pence was so upset by what he just figured out that he cried out in anguish, and could be heard from outside his office door.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "Daddy! Daddy! Come quick! I just found a butt load of money, and we can keep it all, Daddy!"
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The shouts were heard last night, coming from the presidential...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump's Taint) has not been coy or reticent about describing the dire situation his re-election campaign is in. Facing Democratic challenger Jamie Harrison, Graham is not only sinking in the polls, he's gone...
AFGHANISTAN -- The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words "fully and completely endorsing fellow Religious Zealot" Judge Amy Coney Barrett to replace the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the United States Supreme Court. The Taliban statement...
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord of Socialism Barack Hussein Obama has reportedly been caught in recorded audio admitting that he was behind the sinking of several boats near Austin, Texas...
