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Kentucky Republicans Want Law Banning Abortion After Sexual Attraction

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Kentucky Republicans join their Ohio counterparts in pushing tougher abortion restrictions.
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Trump’s HHS Secretary Wants Department Small Enough to Fit in Immigrant Uteruses

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"It just makes sense."
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State Senator Wants Exception in New Abortion Ban For Rape, Incest, or Republican Interns

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With a new 20-week abortion ban on the table and working its way through Congress, one lawmaker wants exceptions for Republican interns.
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Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

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Planned Parenthood is considering a bold, admittedly extreme way of making a point about constitutional rights.
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Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues

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With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.
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Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’

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For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier.
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Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term

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Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather.
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Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter

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Firebrand conservative and broomstick in a blonde wig Tammy Lahren is getting used to her new gig at WalMart, slowly but surely.
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Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS” on Career Highlight Scrapbook

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Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women's control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so.
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Wistful Mike Pence Dayreams About All The Vaginas He Would Have Controlled As Trump’s VP

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Mike Pence had a dream.
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