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The Political Garbage Chute
Kentucky Republicans Want Law Banning Abortion After Sexual Attraction
James Schlarmann
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August 14, 2019
Kentucky Republicans join their Ohio counterparts in pushing tougher abortion restrictions.
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump’s HHS Secretary Wants Department Small Enough to Fit in Immigrant Uteruses
James Schlarmann
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October 25, 2017
"It just makes sense."
The Political Garbage Chute
State Senator Wants Exception in New Abortion Ban For Rape, Incest, or Republican Interns
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
With a new 20-week abortion ban on the table and working its way through Congress, one lawmaker wants exceptions for Republican interns.
The Political Garbage Chute
Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions
James Schlarmann
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October 8, 2017
Planned Parenthood is considering a bold, admittedly extreme way of making a point about constitutional rights.
The Political Garbage Chute
Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues
James Schlarmann
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October 7, 2017
With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.
The Political Garbage Chute
Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’
James Schlarmann
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October 4, 2017
For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier.
The Political Garbage Chute
Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term
James Schlarmann
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April 19, 2017
Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather.
The Political Garbage Chute
Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter
James Schlarmann
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April 17, 2017
Firebrand conservative and broomstick in a blonde wig Tammy Lahren is getting used to her new gig at WalMart, slowly but surely.
The Political Garbage Chute
Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS” on Career Highlight Scrapbook
James Schlarmann
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March 31, 2017
Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women's control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so.
The Political Garbage Chute
Wistful Mike Pence Dayreams About All The Vaginas He Would Have Controlled As Trump’s VP
James Schlarmann
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October 18, 2016
Mike Pence had a dream.
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The Political Garbage Chute
James Schlarmann
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May 10, 2022
Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder
It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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The Political Garbage Chute
“Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney Barrett
James Schlarmann
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May 9, 2022
The Political Garbage Chute
Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”
James Schlarmann
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May 5, 2022
The Political Garbage Chute
Taliban Congratulates MAGA on Overturning Roe Vs Wade
James Schlarmann
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May 3, 2022
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Jan 6 Committee Wants to Ask Meadows When He Knew Trump Was a Little Bitch Who Can’t Handle Losing
James Schlarmann
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May 2, 2022