Trump’s HHS Secretary Wants Department Small Enough to Fit in Immigrant Uteruses
“It just makes sense.” […]
pro-life
State Senator Wants Exception in New Abortion Ban For Rape, Incest, or Republican Interns
With a new 20-week abortion ban on the table and working its way through Congress, one lawmaker wants exceptions for Republican interns. […]
Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions
Planned Parenthood is considering a bold, admittedly extreme way of making a point about constitutional rights. […]
Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues
With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina. […]
Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’
For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier. […]
Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term
Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O’Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather. […]
Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter
Firebrand conservative and broomstick in a blonde wig Tammy Lahren is getting used to her new gig at WalMart, slowly but surely. […]
Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS” on Career Highlight Scrapbook
Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women’s control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so. […]
Kentucky Republicans Want Law Banning Abortion After Sexual Attraction
Kentucky Republicans join their Ohio counterparts in pushing tougher abortion restrictions. […]
Wistful Mike Pence Dayreams About All The Vaginas He Would Have Controlled As Trump’s VP
Mike Pence had a dream. […]