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55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To Trump

As of the time of publication, the United States of America has officially reported 55,564 deaths from the pandemic outbreak of COVID-19, or the novel coronavirus. According to the national archives, the coronavirus death toll now exceeds that of...

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and literally dishonest sack of shit, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently has feelings, too. Rumors of Huckabee's alleged humanity have floated around for months, but without...

Angry Orangutan Who Kept Birther Movement Alive For 8 Years Tweets All Weekend About Fake News

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An orange-faced, alleged billionaire and angry orangutan lashed out on Twitter this weekend, attacking the free press. The orangutan in question first became famous in America for using his parents' wealth to tread water in life, never...

Neo-Nazi Agrees With Trump: The Media Are The Worst People In America

Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. Just ask any neo-Nazi you find; they'll tell you.

Trump Supporter Glad to Have The President ‘Tweeting Crazy Shit from Home’ Again

Donald Trump is back home from his long trip abroad, and this supporter of his is just glad the crazy tweets are coming from Washington once more.

Sean Spicer’s Head Literally Explodes During White House Press Briefing

Tough questions make Sean Spicer's head explode at a recent White House press briefing, when questions of wiretapping were brought up.

Obama Volunteers To Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner To ‘Show Him How Real Presidents Take Criticism’

If President Trump just doesn't feel like doing the White House Correspondents Dinner, there's one guy with experience who could fill in.

Trump Asks Asian American Reporter To Make Egg Rolls For Him

Sub-President Trump continues to make racially insensitive comments toward members of the press.

President Trump Declares The White House A Safe Space From Criticism or Harsh Words

Cut Trump a break! You can't expect a president to do his job if every day he's in the White House he has to hear criticism do you?
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