Presidential Election

Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but the simple truth is that on January 20th, 2021, a new couple will move into the White House. Reportedly, the cleaning staff at the president's...

Trump Demands “World’s Best FBI Director” Mug Back From James Comey

A rift might be permanently opening between Co-President Donald J. Trump and FBI Director James Comey after an investigation was confirmed.

Trump Asks Flynn To Help Him Translate Inaugural Address Into Russian

Donald Trump needs a little special help preparing a draft of his inaugural address for a very special friend over in Russia.

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.

Exit Polling Shows Millions Of Americans Voted ‘Straight Fuck It All’ Ticket

Maybe some surprises in early analysis of exit polling data.

Donald Trump Threatens To Sue Donald Trump For Being Donald Trump

No one messes with Donald Trump, not even Donald Trump.

Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels

She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to.

Donald Trump Claims Only Blue States Are Rigged

The alleged billionaire now thinks only certain states are rigged.

NBC/Universal/Sheinhardt Greenlights “Law & Order: Trump Victims Unit”

NBC says the new show will focus solely on Trump victims of sexual assault.
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46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram

Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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