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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders

Should you vote for Bernie Sanders? We have no clue. Seriously. We don't. It's up...

Joe Biden Offers to Just Push His Old Desk Chair to the White House Next November

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, former Vice-President Joe Biden threw his hat into the ring,...

Trump Demands “World’s Best FBI Director” Mug Back From James Comey

A rift might be permanently opening between Co-President Donald J. Trump and FBI Director James Comey after an investigation was confirmed.

Trump Asks Flynn To Help Him Translate Inaugural Address Into Russian

Donald Trump needs a little special help preparing a draft of his inaugural address for a very special friend over in Russia.

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.

Exit Polling Shows Millions Of Americans Voted ‘Straight Fuck It All’ Ticket

Maybe some surprises in early analysis of exit polling data.

Donald Trump Threatens To Sue Donald Trump For Being Donald Trump

No one messes with Donald Trump, not even Donald Trump.

Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels

She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to.

Donald Trump Claims Only Blue States Are Rigged

The alleged billionaire now thinks only certain states are rigged.

NBC/Universal/Sheinhardt Greenlights “Law & Order: Trump Victims Unit”

NBC says the new show will focus solely on Trump victims of sexual assault.

Tomi Lahren Volunteers To Let Trump Grab Her ‘By The Pussy’

Right-wing talk host Tomi Lahren (and her vajayjay) take one for the Trump Team.

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...