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Ivanka: “How Come Debates Are the Only Things Daddy Can Pull Out Of?”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Actual First Lady was, according to several sources close to the situation this afternoon, very confused. Word had just gotten to Ivanka Trump that her father had decided to not participate in the next scheduled...
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President-Elect Trump Will Tap 10-Year-Old Son Barron To Be Secretary Of The Cyber

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No one will be able to accuse Trump of not taking The Cyber seriously again.
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PolitiFact, Scientists Agree: First Debate Trump Lies Could Change Earth’s Axial Tilt

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Can his lies at the first debate give Trump the power to change the planet's tilt?
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Hillary Clinton Literally Sharpening Her Claws in Preparation for Showdown With Trump

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Hillary Clinton doesn't appear to be messing around when it comes to preparing for Trump.
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Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5

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After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign stop.
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Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha male MAGA conservative." Mr. Pewpsin...
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