Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed his sizable legal team to research and determine if a sitting president can be either indicted or impeached during a shutdown of the federal government. "The president is simply wondering if he's...

Trump Administration Planning ‘Really Bigly Yooge’ 100th Round of Presidential Golf Celebration

President Donald Trump has been in office 100 days now, but he's got his sights set on a much more important milestone, in his eyes at least.

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.

Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense

A new bill proposed by Senate Democrats would make having dirty, nasty, gross, horrific sexual thoughts about your own daughter Impeachable.

NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them

Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.

Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office

Trump and company have a new idea to make even more money, leveraging the opportunity of a lifetime in the White House.

Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’

Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.

Donald Trump Propositions Priebus To Use Putin As Pinch-Pres

Donald Trump's got new post-election plans.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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