Tag: President Trump

Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s Next State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal with Shire US, ...

Report: Yovanovich’s Are Way Bigger Than Trump’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The National Institute For Reporting Stuff and Things has issued a ...

Americans React to Iran’s Leader Saying The White House is ‘Afflicted by Mental Retardation’

Tensions are undeniably flaring between Iran and the Trump administration. Last week, President Trump ...

White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro Bohiggins says he ...

Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports

Everyone knows the world's top exporter of genuine covfefe is Nambia. Now, the Trump ...

Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates ...