Tag: President Trump
55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To Trump
As of the time of publication, the United States of America has officially reported ...
Devin Nunes: ‘Only 10,000 Benghazis’ Not Worth Shutting Down Economy Over COVID-19
DIPSHIT, CALIFORNIA — On September 11th, 2012, a terrorist attack was carried out on ...
President Assures Public Fighting Coronavirus Won’t Keep Him From Trying to Suck His Own Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Donald Trump took to the podium in the White ...
Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s Next State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal with Shire US, ...
Report: Yovanovich’s Are Way Bigger Than Trump’s
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The National Institute For Reporting Stuff and Things has issued a ...
Americans React to Iran’s Leader Saying The White House is ‘Afflicted by Mental Retardation’
Tensions are undeniably flaring between Iran and the Trump administration. Last week, President Trump ...
White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro Bohiggins says he ...
Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports
Everyone knows the world's top exporter of genuine covfefe is Nambia. Now, the Trump ...
250 Million Americans Show Up at White House Wanting to Change Locks While Trump is Gone
With his first international trip underway, millions of Americans showed up at the White ...
Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum
During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates ...
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