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Putin Admits He’s Feeling Down About Being a One Term President Installer

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MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- He's finally had enough time to process it. He didn't want to believe it at first, but there's just no denying it, particularly now that Joe Biden is officially the President of the United States of...
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Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products

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After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has decided to cut its Donald Trump line.
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Bloomberg Will Pay You $10,000 to Stop Thinking He’s Trying to Buy The Presidency

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LOST WAGES, NEVADA -- At a campaign stop ahead of the Nevada primary, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg told diners at a restaurant frequented by the town's locals that he would give them -- and anyone else...
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Tiffany Trump Files Paperwork to Become “Tiffany Not-Trump”

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For Tiffany Trump, her father's presidential administration has caused nothing but headaches. It's time for a change.
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Trump to Hold Seance, Contact Dead Parents, and Ask Them to Make His Job Easier

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After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.
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Congress To Launch Probe Into Why Steve Bannon’s Hands Smell Like President Trump’s Ass

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Many people are saying that Steve Bannon's hands have an awfully suspicious scent on them, and Congress wants to find out why.
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Trump: ‘Ivanka Told Me My Crowd Was A Good Size!’

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Many people have said Trump's inaugural crowd size was smallish compared to his predecessors. But Ivanka has tried to comfort Daddy over it.
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Clinton Hopes to Emotionally Blackmail Trump Into Changing His Tone Too

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Hillary Clinton has a unique idea for curbing Donald Trump's tone.
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Barbara Bush Takes Jeb Out for Ice Cream to Cheer Him Up, Scolds Him for ‘Not Listening’ to Her

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Barbara and Jeb Bush go out for ice cream to soothe the wounds of a failed presidential campaign.
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God to Ted Cruz: I Don’t Give a F**K About Your President’s Religion

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God is not too happy about Ted Cruz and his thoughts on atheists in the White House.
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