Tag: Politics
Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the President of the United States of America declared the ...
Groundbreaking Scientific Study Could Mean Donald Trump Jr Bigger Piece of Shit Than His Father
BOCA DE MIERDA, FLORIDA — Last week, the National Council for Researching and Looking ...
DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee released a statement today, perhaps in an ...
Eric Trump Says It’s ‘Shameful’ That Joe Biden Got His Son Barista Job at Ukrainian Starbucks
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The president’s smartest son with the name “Eric” appeared ...
Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular
SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016 ...
Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution
Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro Bohiggins says he ...
Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade
President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will ...
Dan Quayle Offers Donald Trump Spelling Lessins
Former Vice-President Danforth Quayle has reached out and offered Donald Trump spelling lessons because ...
Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense
Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec.
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