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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024
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Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
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Trump Says Supporters Will ‘Just Have to Settle’ for Making Suicide Pact Virtually During RNC 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the most highly-anticipated events at this year's Republican National...
August 24, 2020
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Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Ever since former President Barack Obama spoke last night during the...
August 20, 2020
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ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump
When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into...
June 25, 2020
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Satirist Beginning to Suspect He May Secretly Be a Prophet
Aspiring satirist Johnathon Flake expressed a growing conviction to friends and colleagues today that...
May 28, 2020
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Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the President of the United States of America declared the...
May 22, 2020
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Groundbreaking Scientific Study Could Mean Donald Trump Jr Bigger Piece of Shit Than His Father
BOCA DE MIERDA, FLORIDA -- Last week, the National Council for Researching and Looking...
May 15, 2020
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DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee released a statement today, perhaps in an...
February 18, 2020
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Eric Trump Says It’s ‘Shameful’ That Joe Biden Got His Son Barista Job at Ukrainian Starbucks
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's smartest son with the name "Eric" appeared...
January 30, 2020
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Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular
SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016...
January 21, 2020
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Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution
Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
January 1, 2020
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Study Shows 100% of Abortions None of Your Business
Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely...
December 1, 2019
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Rod Rosenstein Takes Barr’s Phallus Out of His Mouth So He Can Criticise Comey Easier
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Office of the Inspector General has released a report that...
August 30, 2019
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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
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Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
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The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...
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