Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade
President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C. […]
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Dan Quayle Offers Donald Trump Spelling Lessins
Former Vice-President Danforth Quayle has reached out and offered Donald Trump spelling lessons because he thinks Trump needs them bigly. […]
Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense
Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec. […]
Vladimir Putin Calls Trump To Ask What His Refund Policy Is
Vladimir Putin’s seen the writing on the wall and wants his money back. […]
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #375
How much freedom did Obama’s Gun Confiscation rob you of this week? […]
Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate
One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest. […]
President Obama to Declare President Obama As Justice Scalia’s Replacement Via Executive Order
Can Obama be Justice Scalia’s replacement? […]
‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President
A woman who didn’t think a black man could be president isn’t so sure about Bernie Sanders, self-described democratic socialist. […]
Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge
One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen. […]
Leaked Script from ‘Thelma & Louise 2’ Staring Donald Trump and Vladmir Putin
Donald Trump and Vlad Putin are so cozy, they plan to make a movie together. […]