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Ginsburg: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks ...
Quiz: Which of These Big, Dumb, Obnoxious, Lying Idiots Thinks He’s Above the Law?
Things are getting really complicated, heady, and for some, perhaps even downright scary out ...
Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not ...
Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay?
Dear Brett Kavanaugh, Ben Shapiro just wants to see your dick, okay? For the ...
Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are
WASHINGTON, D.C. — So far in 2019, CBS News reports that there have been ...
Local Moron Doesn’t Understand Difference Between Climate and Weather
FARTKNOCKER FALLS, IDAHO — 52 year old Matt Ricci does not believe that climate ...
Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins ...
God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc., one of the ...
Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House ...
Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump signed permanent funding for 9/11 first responders ...
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