Tag: political satire

Trump Brags That Obama ‘Could Never Have as Many COVIDs’ As He Has

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is still attempting to guide the country through ...

CDC Says Coronavirus Feeds Off Trump’s Ego

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Researchers at the Centers for Disease Control have announced what they ...

Doctors Treating Rand Paul’s Coronavirus With Bootstraps, Thoughts, and Prayers

BOWLING GREEN, CUNTUCKY — This weekend, Senator Rand Paul (R-Kremlin) became the first sitting ...

CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Over the past week and a half, Americans were introduced to ...