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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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5 Fun Facts About Smellise Stinkfandick, New GOP Conference Chair

Just this morning, House Republicans completed their coup d'domestic terrorism and officially voted to...

Stefanik Faces Surprise Challenge from Trump’s Dong for Conference Chair

"We'd only be affirming what everybody already knows is true." - House Minority Leader...

AOC Tells Greene She Doesn’t Negotiate With or Debate Domestic Terrorists

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green (Q-GA) has a lot of time on...

Jesus Gives Permission to MAGA to Worship Trump Instead

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity, Inc.,...

Cheney Accuses House GOP of Stealing Leadership Election from Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly surprising turn of events, Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY)...

McCarthy: “With Liz Cheney and the Truth Out of the Way, We Can Finally Unite as a Party”

"Our fallen king showed us for nearly half a decade how strong our party...

A Complete List of All the Awful Things Rush Limbaugh Has Said Since He Stopped Breathing

On February 17, 2021, right-wing commentator and media icon Rush Limbaugh assumed room temperature....

Cruz Warns ‘Democrats Might Be Allowed to Count Every Vote’ if For the People Act Passes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Republicans are quite nervous as a group about the For...

Fauci Suggests a Lobotomy Might Cure Rand Paul’s ‘Bullshit-itis’

"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might' because we have...

Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an interview on NewsmaxTV, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) demanded that...

I’m a Free Speech Loving Patriot and I Want Talking About Racism in School Outlawed

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator Dustin Pewpson. It does not necessarily...

Stefanik Promises to ‘Unite The GOP’ Behind Trump’s Claims of Stolen Elections and Injectable Bleach

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some day very soon, Rep. Elise Stefanik (Q-NY) could be the...

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...