Tag: political satire

UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag

Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a “horse-faced ...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald Trump’s son, his namesake at that, delivered ...

RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — In a surprise development, the Republican National Convention, being held ...

Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020 RNC Keynote Address

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Last week, the Democratic National Committee held its annual convention ...

Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech

The Democratic National Committee apparently has decided to end its 2020 national convention with ...

Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ever since former President Barack Obama spoke last night during the ...

She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

BLANCA SUPREMA, NEVADA — 37-year-old mother of three Gwendolyn Howser in some regards sees ...

Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

CORUSCANT — Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is defending this decision to largely dismantle the Republic ...