Tag: political satire

CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what has been one of the busiest and most critical ...

White House Adds Drs. Giuliani, Hannity, and Lahren to Coronavirus Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced today that his coronavirus response task force ...

Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — The United States Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage ...

Trump Tells Gaetz and Nunes to Put On Masks and Gloves Before Licking His Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When Congressmen Matt Gaetz (R-Floriduh) and Devin Nunes (R-Stupid as Fuck) ...

NRA President Says Obama Confiscated So Many Guns, Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers ...

Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This week, Jesus Hubert Christ was overheard talking to ...

Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th

WASHINGTON, D.C — This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines ...