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Twitter Says Babylon Bee Can Have Its Account Back When It Switches from Hate Speech to Satire

Alleged comedic website The Babylon Bee had access to its Twitter account temporarily suspended this weekend for breaking the social media site's Terms of Service. When it published a headline calling Assistant Health Secretary Rachel Levine, a transgender woman, their "Man of...

Jesus Warns His Trans Little Children to ‘Stay the Fuck Away’ From the Bible Belt

https://youtu.be/MpaK48NMrTU KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway, and Vice President of Holy Trinity, Inc., held an urgent press conference this morning. Christ urged any and all parents of transgender children living in the...

Matt Gaetz Worried He’ll Have to Leave Florida if “Don’t Say Gay Bill” is an Anti-Grooming Law

https://youtu.be/DTzN96LBjJg Friends and associates of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) -- both of them -- have indicated he is anxiously awaiting the fate of Florida's controversial so-called "Don't Say Gay" bill. Though Gaetz is not himself an out member of the...

Dems Offer to Exchange Jackson’s LSATs for Kavanaugh’s BAC the Night He Assaulted Blasey Ford

https://youtu.be/KpyFDvoO8UU When President Joe Biden nominated Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, not many on the Hill expected Republicans to just roll over without a fight and let her onto the bench without smearing...

Ted Cruz: “Did Biden Forget Real Presidents Only Use the State of the Union to S Their Own D?”

Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) was not a fan of President Joe Biden's first State of the Union Address, however that is probably as surprising as finding out that a week's worth of Taco Bell will give you diarrhea as...

Trump Plans to Be Sitting on His Fat Ass While Brandon Delivers State of the Union Address

https://youtu.be/8FNPu6z_l8g While President Brandon is delivering the very first State of the Union Address of his presidency, one twice-permanently impeached, defeated ex-president will be doing what sources tell us he does the best. On the condition of anonymity and Bass Pro...

New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs

https://youtu.be/pRO8mEygMUc Within hours of Russia launching its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the United States and its western allies had levied massive financial sanctions on Vladimir Putin and key Russian officials and oligarchs. The value of the ruble has plummeted in...

Fox News Now Offers a Convenient Russian Language Audio Feed for Pro-Putin Viewers

https://youtu.be/OfemKaGf1zo Executives at Fox News have given their approval to spend the funds needed to establish a new audio feed for all their broadcasts, according to several sources with knowledge of the situation. Beginning this weekend, Fox News viewers will be...

NY Attorney General Explains Why She’s Not Forcing The Obamas to Sit For Deposition

https://youtu.be/3PSRfrQKtAI This week, a New York Supreme Court judge ruled that former President Donald J. Trump and two of his spawn must sit down for deposition, under oath, with the New York Attorney General's office. The order stipulates that the Trump...

Biden Gave January 6th Committee Thousands of Nude Images of Ivanka Left Behind By Trump

https://youtu.be/rlontZVFkgw This week, President Joe Biden denied his predecessor's request to extend executive privilege over documents related to the failed insurrection of January 6th, 2021. While not surprising, Biden's decision to hand over communications to and from former, one term, twice...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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