Tag: political satire

FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though it’s unclear whether it’s true or not, this week President ...

Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand’s Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is ...

Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, Americans witnessed a sight they’d never seen in the 244 ...

Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”

VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a ...

Trump Calls William Shatner to Wish Him Happy May The 4th

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, fans of the iconic film franchise Star Wars are celebrating the legacy ...