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Report: Marjorie Taylor Greene Doesn’t Let Water Within 20 Feet of Her

Ever since she was sworn into office in January of 2021, freshman Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) has required her staff to abide by certain rules. According to sources with knowledge of the situation, Greene's employment guidelines are simple,...

Tennessee Man Can’t Talk to New Bride About Their Florida Honeymoon While in Florida

This summer, while she waits to start her senior year of high school, 16-year-old Mary Lee will be taken to Florida so that she and her husband Andy, 38, can have their honeymoon. The Lees aren't married yet, not...

Glenn Greenwald Only Drinks Wine at Least 30 Years Younger Than He Is

The World's Only Ethical Journalist, Glenn Greenwald, told Russian Marionet Magazine in a new interview that he's "still very committed to smugly pointing out the lies and propaganda of liberal journalists" while appearing on Tucker Carlson's show. Greenwald indicated that he...

Donald Trump Has Been Reinstated as President. Of the Mar-A-Lago Buffet Line.

Finally, after almost two years of waiting, it happened. His wishes came true. The truth came out. He has been vindicated. Donald Trump is once more president. Of the Mar-A-Lago Buffet Line. MORE: Greene Says She Identifies as ‘Madison Cawthorn But...

Greene Says She Identifies as ‘Madison Cawthorn But Without a Dong’

During a recent episode of Steve Bannon's podcast, freshman Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) was asked for her feelings on the spate of laws passed or proposed in red states that seek to dramatically tamp down on transgender athletes'...

I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His Mouth

Allow me to say from the start that I understand it sounded pretty crazy and unrealistic when Rep. Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) was recorded on video telling constituents and fundraisers that since he's been in Washington, he's been invited to...

Study of Mitch McConnell’s DNA Might Prove Existence of Racist Sperm

The National Research Labs of America published results of a new study this week that could, after peer review, disprove one of the longest held notions about the phenomenon of human racism. Dr. Benson Hornaydieux, Chief Executive Officer and...

Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

If his recent actions are to be taken at face value, it would appear that Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) may be going through a time of inner-reflection and self-discovery, and that his introspection may have led him to question...

Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved

Things once more got extremely heated today when Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) questioned Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson during her confirmation hearing in the Senate Judiciary Committee. This time, Cruz was insistent that Judge Jackson "simply must be...

Kavanaugh Tells Jackson All Supreme Court Justice Have to Pass a Breathalyzer Before Hearings

This morning, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh emailed Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to "give some pointers" and "do a little bit of pre-orientation" with her. Judge Brown is President Joe Biden's first Supreme Court nominee, and would fill an...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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