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Robertson: “If Jesus Died For Your Sins, The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy!”

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn't done much to hide his support for President Donald Trump. Though Christ's teachings were for his disciples to "pay Caesar what is due Caesar and pay God what is due God,"...

Groundbreaking Scientific Study Could Mean Donald Trump Jr Bigger Piece of Shit Than His Father

BOCA DE MIERDA, FLORIDA -- Last week, the National Council for Researching and Looking Into Stuff released the findings from a new report that threatens to shake the country up, and perhaps could have political implications. Dr. Benson Hornaydieux,...

Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has instituted a new White House visitation policy that will require any and all Congressional Republicans who show up for a regularly scheduled ass kissing to first submit to a coronavirus test. Then,...

Mike Pence Orders CDC to Quadruple Thought and Prayer Capacity to Combat Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As his first official act in the capacity of overseeing the country's response to a potential coronavirus update, Vice President High Priest Mike Pence has issued an order to the Centers for Disease Control for a...

Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings

LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton formally offered to be Roger Stone's legal counsel for any future parole hearings he may have. While the judge in his trial...

Man Who Took More Than 125 Days Off Last Year Names The Real Moochers

Rand Paul and his fellow congress people took over 125 standard work days off last year, making him an expert on moochers.

The GOP’s Final Message Before the Midterms (Video)

The Republican Party wants you to know you have a very clear, simple choice in the midterms this year.

5 Republican Pick Up Lines

Are you a Republican looking to make time with a lady folk? Try one of these patented pick-up lines!

5 Ways the War on Drugs Has Totally Succeeded (VIDEO)

So you think spending billions of dollars on the War on Drugs was a wasted effort, do you? We have five reasons you’re TOTALLY WRONG, BUD!
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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