VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn't done much to hide his support for President Donald Trump. Though Christ's teachings were for his disciples to "pay Caesar what is due Caesar and pay God what is due God,"...
BOCA DE MIERDA, FLORIDA -- Last week, the National Council for Researching and Looking Into Stuff released the findings from a new report that threatens to shake the country up, and perhaps could have political implications. Dr. Benson Hornaydieux,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has instituted a new White House visitation policy that will require any and all Congressional Republicans who show up for a regularly scheduled ass kissing to first submit to a coronavirus test. Then,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As his first official act in the capacity of overseeing the country's response to a potential coronavirus update, Vice President High Priest Mike Pence has issued an order to the Centers for Disease Control for a...
LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton formally offered to be Roger Stone's legal counsel for any future parole hearings he may have. While the judge in his trial...
