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Poll: Majority Support Spending $6 Billion to Yeet Elon Musk to Pluto

James Schlarmann -
Billionaire Elon Musk -- who reportedly is on track to become the world's very first trillionaire -- isn't quite sure that a $6 billion donation would wipeout world hunger. In a sarcastic Twitter exchange, Musk offered to give that...
Foreign Policy

Ted Cruz: ‘Obama Failed By Not Planting American or Confederate Flag on Pluto’

James Schlarmann -
Ted Cruz really wanted NASA to claim Pluto for the U.S.A.
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EconomyJames Schlarmann -

Conservative Economist Predicts Inflation Will Fall 200% If Everyone Sees Hunter Biden’s Dick

When the Republican Party secured control of the House of Representatives in last year's midterm election, they promised the...
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