Pizzagate

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of sex trafficking minors stands to be the biggest story of the year. Perhaps, because of Mr. Epstein's numerous ties to the wealthy and powerful --...

Study Shows Mike Cernovich Thinks About Pedophilia More Than People Who Molest Kids

RIO CHINGADERO ESTUPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Researchers at a community college in California recently published the results of a study they conducted which they say proves right-wing conspiracy theorist and alleged journalist Mike Cernovich "thinks about pedophilia more than people...

Disney Partnering With Mike Cernovich Again On “Pizzagate” Biopic

LIBTARDED HOLLYWEIRDLAND, CALIFORNIA -- Disney announced this morning that it is renewing its new partnership with right-wing conspiracy theorist and alleged journalist Mike Cernovich, after their first project was "an unmitigated success." "Mr. Cernovich came to us with an idea...

Mike Cernovich Thuper Proud Of His Award For Journalithtic Integrity From Breitbart

ORANTH COUNTY, CALIFORNIA -- Right-wing provocateur and alleged journalitht Mike Thernovich wath jutht given a very dithtinguished award for hith lifetime commitment to journalithtic integrity from the editors of Breitbart. In a theremony held in the lobby of a...

Comet Pizza Unveils New Roy Moore Signature Pie: 14 Year Old Meat On Old Dried Up Cracker

Comet Ping Pong -- a pizza restaurant in the Washington, D.C. metro area -- has announced a new, signature pie that will be available to customers starting today. The Roy Moore Pizza was officially announced and unveiled at a...
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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