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Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA -- White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice President Mike Pence is in stable condition, but is still "shaken, woozy, and a bit confused," one aide said, after watching the 2018 Winter Olympics...
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46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram

Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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