Pentagon: Aliens ‘Took One Look’ at Greene and Decided Humans Were Too Stupid to Contact

"They said that a planet full of horse-faced cave trolls isn't what they had in mind when they thought about making first contact with earth creatures." WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly stunning admission, the Pentagon announced today that not...

Report: Aliens Told Pentagon Americans Are Too Stupid To Abduct Anymore After Trump Victory

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, some Americans have believed that their government knew more about unidentified flying objects -- UFOs -- than they were letting on. While the rumors about whether or not the U.S. government knew about or...

ISIS, Taliban Issue Joint Statement in Support of Trump’s Transgender Military Ban

President Trump may have angered a lot of Americans with his transgender military ban, but some people in other parts of the world love it.

Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated

Just after re-instituting a ban on transgender soldiers, Trump rolls back more of what conservatives call the "social experiment"ing within the military.

Trump: Seven Perished Sailors in USS Fitzgerald Crash Died Defending His Electoral College Victory

The seven victims of the USS Fitzerald crash with a merchant vessel will receive a brand new honor from President Trump.
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