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Barack Obama Explains Why His Labor Secretary Didn’t Step Down Over Coddling a Rich Pedophile

A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President Donald Trump's labor secretary, Alexander Acosta, tendered his resignation. Mr. Trump tweeted the news to the world, and said that Acosta was resigning at least partially because of...

Roy Moore Says Elections Are ‘Like Teenage Girls,’ And Refuses To Pull Out Of Race He Lost

PEDURAST, ALABAMA -- Former Alabama judge Roy Moore lost a hotly contested election earlier this month to a Democrat in his home state, and he is still not quite over the pain of that loss. Late Wednesday night, the...

Confused Panic Strikes Roy Moore When He Comes Upon 14 Year Old Trans Girl In Bathroom

ALABAMA -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Judge Roy Moore has returned home after being rushed to the hospital with concerns of a possible stroke or heart attack earlier this weekend. Mr. Moore was reportedly entering...

Trump Assures Voters America Is Too Old For Roy Moore To “Mess Around With”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Back in the nation's capital after flying to Pensacola, Florida for a "Make America Great Again" rally, President Donald Trump once again endorsed Judge Roy Moore in the Alabama special election for Attorney General Jeff Sessions'...

Roy Moore Starts Oingo Boingo Tribute Band To Tour Alabama Malls and Middle Schools

"Oingo Bango is ready to start touring the middle schools and strip malls of this great state."

He’s Voting For Moore Because He “Keeps Teen Girls Safe From Transgenders In Bathrooms So He Can Fuck Them Later”

"I'd rather have a morally Christian 35 year old man fuck my 14 year old daughter than a man born a woman piss in front of her."

Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter

"Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way."

Roy Moore: “My Family Values Are Valuing The Young Girls In Your Family”

"Wedding teenagers is exactly the kind of Biblical marriage I've been defending for decades."
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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