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Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is sworn in as the Speaker of the House for the 116th Congress of the United States of America, Nancy Pelosi wants to be sworn-in by non other than...

Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest Of Your Life So Bad, After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he will not seek re-election, and 2018 will be his final year in Congress. When Republican John Boehner left the House of Representatives in 2015, he...

Trump Says He’s Having A Hard Time Hearing Paul Ryan Criticize Steel Tariffs With Mouth Full

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump told reporters that he hasn't heard "a single word" of any criticism directed at him or his administration over his decision to place high tariffs on imported steel and aluminum. When asked about...

White House Unveils Cat Food Brands Trump’s Budget Proposal Lets SNAP Recipients Choose From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under President Donald Trump's proposed budget, the federal government would drastically overhaul how the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP, works. If the budget were to pass, families that receive at least $90 a month in...

Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."

Paul Ryan: “Just Kidding! I Love Debt And Deficits!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When the Joint Committee on Taxation -- a non-partisan, official "scorekeeper" of the tax plans proposed in the Senate -- issued a report that anticipates the highly-anticipated Republican tax overhaul plan would add an approximately $1...

Trump Wants Immigration Limited to Women Who Want to Be His Wife One Day

Immigration reform is a tough, messy topic without many easy answers. Unless you're President Donny Trump. Then it's easy AF.

John Boehner Blasts Trump for Turning His ‘Shit Show’ of a Party Into a ‘Clusterfuck’

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner doesn't think that the Trump administration has been doing much of anything right since January.

Paul Ryan Celebrates Obamacare Repeal By Ripping Chemotherapy IV Out of Pediatric Cancer Patients’ Arms

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R) visited a hospital on Thursday to celebrate a legislative victory in a very peculiar way.

Trump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until Congress Rips Healthcare From The Poor

Donald Trump knows that the fight over healthcare just needs his own unique brand of totally mature and nuanced negotiation.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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