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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
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Trump Demands Paul Ryan Institute Electoral College Rules For 2018 Midterm Results

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope...

Trump Promises Response To Florence Will Be The ‘Hurricane Katrina of Hurricane Marias’

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump bragged that his administration would...

Booted Obamacare Members Compensated with Ayn Rand Novels

Washington D.C. -- House Speaker Paul Ryan announced this morning that Obamacare members who...

Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest Of Your Life So Bad, After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he...

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced...

Trump Says He’s Having A Hard Time Hearing Paul Ryan Criticize Steel Tariffs With Mouth Full

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump told reporters that he hasn't heard "a single...

White House Unveils Cat Food Brands Trump’s Budget Proposal Lets SNAP Recipients Choose From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under President Donald Trump's proposed budget, the federal government would drastically...

Trump Says He Will Release Democrats’ FISA Memo When It Looks Exactly Like The Nunes Memo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Late Friday night, the White House announced that it would not...

Exhausted Trump Asks Staffers If They Can Take Fewer Pictures Pretending To Work During Shutdown Today

WASHINGTON D.C. -- The federal government is in the middle of its first shutdown...

Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."

Paul Ryan: “Just Kidding! I Love Debt And Deficits!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When the Joint Committee on Taxation -- a non-partisan, official "scorekeeper"...

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...