Paul Manafort

Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald Trump that his investigation will make a concerted effort to catch more witches and fewer people associated with the president and his 2016 campaign. "Mr. President,...

Trump Argues Hush Money Payments Not Campaign Finance Fraud Because They Were Made In Confederate Dollars

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of the last two years, President Trump has changed his story quite significantly when it comes to the subject of hush payments made to adult film stars and Playboy playmates in exchange for...

Sessions Promises To ‘Get to Bottom Of Why’ Hillary Clinton’s Lawyer, Campaign Manager Still Not Going To Prison

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- More than a year and a half into the Donald Trump presidency, Hilary Clinton has still yet to see her attorney or her campaign manager sent to federal prison for a single crime. Attorney General Jeff Sessions...

HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys

SOMEWHERE IN A DEEP STATE BUNKER -- "Hillary Clinton is so fuckin' high right now, guys. " That was the message that was received over the Libtarded Press Secret Communique Network just minutes ago. The LPSCN was established in order...

Remember when Obama’s campaign manager was arrested, released on bail, then sent back to jail because he was caught witness tampering?

Me neither. //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); But let us know if you find some tape from those wild times. We'd love to see it. //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({});

Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do, NOT Hire Criminals With Deep Russian Contacts?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As it becomes clear that Robert Mueller will not finish his investigation into Russian interference duringĀ  the 2016 presidential election before the midterms, President Trump's tweets about it have become more and more incendiary in nature. After...

Why Haven’t We Seen Paul Manafort and Barack Obama in the Same Room Together?

"It makes a lot of sense if you just forget what sense is, and go purely on your gut and heart."

McDonald’s Introduces the McManafort Nothingburger, Which Is Huge and Served With Russian Dressing

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS -- In order to capitalize on the buzz swirling around the American political landscape, the world's second largest fast food chain has announced it will roll out a new special hamburger in the next two weeks....
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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