Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated

CHOWDER, MASSACHUSETTS -- A spokesperson for Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots football franchise, released the following statement just moments ago. Mr. Kraft was arrested in connection to a prostitution and sex trafficking ring in Florida, and...

White House Requests Celebratory McNugget Dipping Sauce Lists from Rams and Patriots

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration sent a letter addressed to both the Los Angeles Rams and the New England Cheatriots, ahead of Super Bowl LII, from Mercedez-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. "Because it is literally impossible for us to know...
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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