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President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks

Twitter has removed tweets that were retweeted by President Donald Trump this morning. One was a retweet of a video that has come under heavy scrutiny in which a woman claiming to be a doctor touts the effectiveness of...

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Though America isn't usually known to be a country full of people easily swayed into politicizing issues that would traditionally not be political, the idea of wearing a face mask in public has, in...

Bill Gates Offers to Buy and Delete Elon Musk

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Billionaire tech titan Bill Gates is reportedly close to making one of the biggest offers of his life to another another billionaire in his same industry, Elon Musk. According to several sources close to Mr. Gates,...

Man on COVID Quarantine Really Missing Taco Bell Shits

LA MIERDA LIQUIDA, CALIFORNIA -- Getting used to living in the post-coronavirus America has taken some work for 34 year old California resident Mike McMichaelson. He's had to start working from home, which is something he'd always wanted to...

Pat Robertson Says COVID-19 is God’s Punishment for Supreme Court’s Marriage Equality Decision

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- The United States Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage equality almost five years ago, and it's taken that long for God to "clear His backlog of mortal sins punishable by mass death," televangelist Pat...

Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The novel coronavirus woke up to perhaps the best news in its career as an infectious disease: it had been nominated for a major award. "Good morning! We're here to announce the nominees for the 69th Annual...

Trump Asks Joint Chiefs If U.S. Can ‘Nuke Coronavirus Like a Hurricane’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Projecting an air of confidence and competence has been a mainstay of President Donald Trump's tenure. Mr. Trump has often boasted to the media and particularly his strong, if not small base of loyal supporters, that...

Trump Boys All Set To Go Bear Hunting on Trip to New York Stock Exchange

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- "We're goin' on a bear hunt, Daddy," Eric Trump shouted into the phone in his hand, the excitement exploding from his voice. On the other end of the line, President Donald J. Trump was in...

12 Pictures of Kittens So Cute You’ll Want to Punch a Nun

Around this office, we're big fans of cute little kittens. You could say we find kittens to be just MEOW-velous creatures, and we'd forgive that horrible, horrible fucking pun because that's how much we just simply adore little kittens....

Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The president's Senior White Power Adviser has announced that he is completely immune to the novel coronavirus threatening a pandemic outbreak in the United States, at least in its current human mutation. Stephen Miller stood behind...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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