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Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck -- who has yet to win the popular vote in any election he's entered -- stoked rage, spewed lies about losing last year's presidential election, and edged his followers toward...

Trump Pardons Benedict Arnold, Robert E. Lee, and Himself

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing, one-term, lame duck, permanently impeached President of the United States has not yet finished issuing 11th hour pardons. Last night, Trump issued pardons and commutations to a slew of people. Some people Trump pardoned were...

Anti-Corruption Crusader Pardons Four Corrupt Criminals Because He Cares So Much About Corruption

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most prominent anti-corruption crusading president in American history issued pardons to eight people today, four of whom were convicted of public corruption charges. President Donald J. Trump's legal team defended the his actions in the...

Mike Pence Pretty Sure He Could Kill His Boss And Then Pardon Himself For It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking before a prayer breakfast gathering in the nation's capital this week, Vice President Mike Pence seemed to imply that he believes he could legally kill the president and then pardon himself after he took office. "First...
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Santos Honors All 6 Million of His Mothers Who Died at Auschwitz on Holocaust Remembrance Day

Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day. It's a day in which solemn tributes to the victims of Adolf Hitler's genocidal...
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