White House Announces Donald Jr. As Turkey To Be Pardoned

THE WHITE HOUSE -- Speaking to reporters earlier today about the arrangements for this year’s Thanksgiving turkey pardoning, a White House spokesperson confirmed that the turkey to be pardoned this year is son of the President, Donald Trump Jr. Explaining...

Trump Orders Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Obama Pardoned

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Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do

"We don't put people on trial for attempting to commit a crime, do we?"

Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do

If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?
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