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THE WHITE HOUSE -- Speaking to reporters earlier today about the arrangements for this year’s Thanksgiving turkey pardoning, a White House spokesperson confirmed that the turkey to be pardoned this year is son of the President, Donald Trump Jr. Explaining...

"I don't want to waste pardons on people who aren't related to me."

"We don't put people on trial for attempting to commit a crime, do we?"

If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?